HELL IS...

hell is having to set through a serman for a church that you know does dope and you know is all crzy and shit

hell is working an 18 hour shift at work an then getting woken up by your upstairs neighbors having very loud sex, after you've only been asleep for 3 hours.

Hell is getting to work, and after a few hours of boredom you get online to play a game. And the I.T. dept. decides to make that site off limits.

Hell is while at work the cafe runs out of lunchmeat so there is nothing to eat here, and I am fuckin hungary!

hell is zipping one of your most favorite video games to play so that you can make room for another game on your memory card. an when you goto play your favorite game a month later you find out that the save file is corrupt. an yes i did remember to unzip it.

oh i'd be screaming mad.
i'd lose it if i had to go thru that again.

hell is going to a friends house and wanting a blow job but she just got her tounge pirced so she cant... lol

ok i know not hell but it was fucking disappointing. shes one of 3 girls who i actually like it from lol

hell is driving from bakersfield, ca to san antonio, tx then from san antonio, tx to shrevport, la with a 7 yr old and and 16month old!!....

hell is being able to go out for some fun on the town because you have time off from work an you don't need to do any chores around the house, but you still don't dare leave the house to go very far because the gas prices are soo damn high.

hell is having ocd so when you start reading a book while on the crapper you gotta finish the book lol

hell is being soo very far away from all the very cool people that you meet online. i never seem to meet any cool people that live in ithaca n.y. online.

hell is being fucking broke....the more you work, the broke you are!!! it fucking sucks stinky dinggle filled ass!!!

hell is having your nuts get caught in the zipper of your shorts in the mensroom at a resturant.

Holy shit! OW!


Hell is realizing how old you are and that the youngin's have no clue as to your phrases. What the Frak is Frakin going on in this Smurfin Smurf of a Smurf world. Oops got off subject.

lmao hell is when you have an itch on your back an no matter what you do to try to scratch it, it's still there. the fucker keeps tormenting you.

hell is being in churchs and having to fart really bad but the pues are wooden so you know its gonna be loud and no matter what the sound it always seems to echo lol....

omg dude i'm not even close to lying when i say this. i've done that before an it was sooo fucking funny i had to run out of there laughing.

hell is feeling like your going to fart while your taking a bubble bath an your lying on your back relaxing. but instead of farting you shit in the tub.

HELL IS: Having 3 queens and watching some lucky BASTARD get a straight flush on the flop!

hell is finding a girl that is just perfect in every possible way that you could imagine an then something really fucked up happens, like she dies or gets a job in another country.

Hell is..Not having LOST true love..but never having KNOWN it...

hell is being told that your too nice of a guy to date the kind of girls that seem to like me, but i can't seem to find the kind of girl that is right for me.

Hell is waking up with your rag. You didn't have it when you went to bed, and you weren't expecting it just yet, but low and behold when you wake up, you're covered in blood, but no one's dead. That, is hell....very messy hell.


bet all you guys loved that one! LMAO

i love the taste of blood. yummy

Oh 'bloody hell' that had to be a 'bloody' mess to clean up.

alright sorry, that was frak'n weak. But I'm at work and all I want to do is go back to sleep.

hell is knowing that today is going to be a bad day before it starts.... which sucks cuz it means that im gonna be in a bad mood all the way into thursday... just the way i want to spend my birthday