SICK ASS MUTHA FUCKING TWEEKING BITCH!!!

Number of posts : 624 Age : 45 Registration date : 2008-06-11

yeah yeah...you can eat my twat waffle....LOL

Number of posts : 1059 Age : 55 Registration date : 2008-06-07

don't tease me with a good time, you know i've not had any in 6 years. Razz

Number of posts : 222 Age : 36 Registration date : 2008-06-14

ill give you a cock-meat sandwhich lol with extra cock-meat lol

Number of posts : 1059 Age : 55 Registration date : 2008-06-07

wow twat waffles an cock meat sandwiches, remind me not to go into any restuants anywhere near you 2. lol

Number of posts : 222 Age : 36 Registration date : 2008-06-14

oh rage come to my diner lol ill cook you some breakfest lol a big ol' cock omlete lol

Number of posts : 1059 Age : 55 Registration date : 2008-06-07

that sounds really gross, i'd kinda like the twat waffles though that sounds tasty does it come with strawberries on it?

Number of posts : 222 Age : 36 Registration date : 2008-06-14

lol no its covered in some fresh "creamofsomeyoungguy" lol

Number of posts : 1059 Age : 55 Registration date : 2008-06-07

i'll pass, not interested in that style cream, i do like cream of a thousand virgins though. that tastes great. Razz

Number of posts : 624 Age : 45 Registration date : 2008-06-11

ill take it with extra relish!! yummy!!...LOL

Number of posts : 1059 Age : 55 Registration date : 2008-06-07

hmmm relish, not for me, maybe some spicey mustard?

Number of posts : 624 Age : 45 Registration date : 2008-06-11

and then you'll eat his cock-meat sandwhich??...LOL

Number of posts : 1059 Age : 55 Registration date : 2008-06-07

noooo cock-meat sandwich, i wanna furburger. Razz

Number of posts : 624 Age : 45 Registration date : 2008-06-11

WELL THATS WHAT YOU SAID

Number of posts : 1059 Age : 55 Registration date : 2008-06-07

i did not say i want a cock-meat sandwich i was talking about something else that was in between topics i believe an i added the part about spicey mustard.

we were talking about twat waffles, an cream-of-some-young-guy. i said that i do not like that style cream, i wanted strawberries, or cream of a 1,000 virgins. i'm not sure of the entire conversation because i can't go back that far? so i'm gueesing on some of it here. but i've got the jist of it.

Number of posts : 624 Age : 45 Registration date : 2008-06-11

lol....im just fucking with ya...dont get so butt hurt!!..LOL

Number of posts : 1059 Age : 55 Registration date : 2008-06-07

lmao omg your sooo lucky i don't live closer to you, because i'd tickle you. Razz

Number of posts : 624 Age : 45 Registration date : 2008-06-11

the i woul dhave to chop of your hands..im waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay ticklish

Number of posts : 1059 Age : 55 Registration date : 2008-06-07

very good to know!!! because i love to tickle people that pick on me hahahaha Razz

Number of posts : 624 Age : 45 Registration date : 2008-06-11

well then prepair to get your hands choped off.

Number of posts : 1059 Age : 55 Registration date : 2008-06-07

hahahaha i'm not afrai of not having any hands, i can tickle with my feet an my tongue an my fu-man-chu style beard thing.

Number of posts : 624 Age : 45 Registration date : 2008-06-11

yeah...i dont facial hair...its not cool...LOL

Number of posts : 1059 Age : 55 Registration date : 2008-06-07

yeah but see you've never been tickled by my fu-man-chu, soo you don't know what it would feel like. i use hair conditioner in my facial hair an it is all smooth an soft.

Number of posts : 624 Age : 45 Registration date : 2008-06-11

that is not cool....its kinda gross!!!

Number of posts : 1059 Age : 55 Registration date : 2008-06-07

you mean to tell me that you have never used your hair on your head, to tickle your kids? or your man, in anyway shape or form? at all? i find that hard to believe. and if you swear that you never do that to your kids or your man? then you must be 1 very boring mom... hahahahaha j.k. Razz

Number of posts : 207 Age : 52 Registration date : 2008-07-10

DAMN!

As for facial hair.. I shave once every 3-4 months..