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Morbid Kitty
Number of posts : 52 Age : 38 Registration date : 2008-06-11
| Subject: Let's talk about sex, Baby! Wed Jun 18, 2008 5:40 pm | |
| List three things you might do after sex, AND three things you might say after sex.
DO 1) light a smoke
2) dry off
3) turn the music down
SAY 1) My hips don't work anymore...
2) Where's the key for these?
3) Don't leave that on the table.... | |
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RAGEWOLF
Number of posts : 1059 Age : 55 Registration date : 2008-06-07
| Subject: Re: Let's talk about sex, Baby! Wed Jun 18, 2008 10:07 pm | |
| DO 1) smoke a few cigs 2) take a shower 3) make love again SAY 1) ready for seconds 2) let's take a shower together 3) let's make love in the shower too | |
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dead skin mask
Number of posts : 624 Age : 45 Registration date : 2008-06-11
| Subject: Re: Let's talk about sex, Baby! Thu Jun 19, 2008 3:23 pm | |
| DO
1..put undies back on 2..use the restroom 3..drink something
SAY
1..is the baby awake? 2..give me my pillow 3..good night | |
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RAGEWOLF
Number of posts : 1059 Age : 55 Registration date : 2008-06-07
| Subject: Re: Let's talk about sex, Baby! Thu Jun 19, 2008 4:36 pm | |
| rofl that is just too sad dead but then again i guess you've got a kid living with you an all soo yeah. but still sad. lol | |
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Marcus Kane
Number of posts : 109 Registration date : 2008-06-06
| Subject: Re: Let's talk about sex, Baby! Sat Jun 21, 2008 10:13 am | |
| DO:
1: turn off the video camera:)
2: ask if she has a ride home
3: get her sisters number
SAY:
1: "Do you have change for a $100?"
2:" Yeah..? well I was tired..whats YOUR excuse?"
3: " Wheres the tv remote?"
Hahahaha..OK i'LL BE SERIOUS....
DO:
1: Get a drink of water
2: Take a Shower
3: Order out for a meal
SAY: 1: " lets take a shower"
2: "What do you want on your pizza?"
3: " you were awesome" | |
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RAGEWOLF
Number of posts : 1059 Age : 55 Registration date : 2008-06-07
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Marcus Kane
Number of posts : 109 Registration date : 2008-06-06
| Subject: Re: Let's talk about sex, Baby! Sun Jun 29, 2008 7:00 pm | |
| HAHA..yeah I think I left the rest speachless! LOL | |
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RAGEWOLF
Number of posts : 1059 Age : 55 Registration date : 2008-06-07
| Subject: Re: Let's talk about sex, Baby! Sun Jun 29, 2008 7:03 pm | |
| yeah because after your post nobody posted anything at all for like a week here or soo i think. until today. | |
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Marcus Kane
Number of posts : 109 Registration date : 2008-06-06
| Subject: Re: Let's talk about sex, Baby! Sun Jun 29, 2008 7:07 pm | |
| Haha..lets not get uptight now people!! Sex is supposed to be fun! I know..I read it on the back of a matchbox:) | |
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RAGEWOLF
Number of posts : 1059 Age : 55 Registration date : 2008-06-07
| Subject: Re: Let's talk about sex, Baby! Sun Jun 29, 2008 7:09 pm | |
| it was still wicked funny to read | |
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DemonusExMachina
Number of posts : 9 Age : 33 Registration date : 2008-06-06
| Subject: Hmm... Sun Jun 29, 2008 11:44 pm | |
| 1: Roll off of them! >.< 2: Hug my lover. 3: Get a drink of whatever's handy.
1: "Oh my god, you're a GOD!" 2: "How the hell did you do that... thing... that you did before?" 3: "Dammit, I'm starting to get sore." | |
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RAGEWOLF
Number of posts : 1059 Age : 55 Registration date : 2008-06-07
| Subject: Re: Let's talk about sex, Baby! Sun Jul 06, 2008 7:15 am | |
| i think that i should re-do mine. because the last time i had any sex i did not smoke.
soo here is mine if i was to have said an done this stuff 6 years ago when i had sex.
things i did after sex
1. i would have gotten up an checked on the kids to make sure my then wife didn't make too much noise, hoping that they would still be asleep.
2. i'd take a shower usually with my wife so that we could fool around abit more.
3. if we did not wake up the kids, then we would goto bed ourselves. but if the kids woke up, then we had them to take care of.
things i said after sex
1. if you can walk straight, all by yourself, to the bathroom, i'll check on the kids.
2. i'm all sweaty i need a shower hurry up.
3. good the kids are still asleep, i'm tired, lets get some sleep ourselves before the kids wake up.
but now you all have to remember i have not been married for 6 years an i haven't had sex for 6 years soo that first post was more of i pipe dream for me. lol | |
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Marcus Kane
Number of posts : 109 Registration date : 2008-06-06
| Subject: Re: Let's talk about sex, Baby! Sun Jul 06, 2008 10:20 am | |
| THINGS YOU DO NOT WANT TO HEAR AFTER SEX...
1: "Will that be cash or credit card"?
2: "Wow..and I thought my ex was bad"
3: ummmm the condom broke
4: "sorry, didn't mean to giggle"
5: "ok well you better go my husband will be home soon"
HAHAHAHA! | |
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LordDragon
Number of posts : 207 Age : 52 Registration date : 2008-07-10
| Subject: Re: Let's talk about sex, Baby! Thu Jul 10, 2008 4:39 am | |
| DO 1) light a smoke
2) get a mountain dew
3) jump back into bed
SAY 1) ready for another round?
2) mumble something incoherently
3) wow | |
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dead skin mask
Number of posts : 624 Age : 45 Registration date : 2008-06-11
| Subject: Re: Let's talk about sex, Baby! Sat Jul 26, 2008 2:37 pm | |
| - Marcus Kane wrote:
- THINGS YOU DO NOT WANT TO HEAR AFTER SEX...
5: "ok well you better go my husband will be home soon"
HAHAHAHA! i actually used that line when i was married...LOL
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RAGEWOLF
Number of posts : 1059 Age : 55 Registration date : 2008-06-07
| Subject: Re: Let's talk about sex, Baby! Sun Jul 27, 2008 9:44 am | |
| your sooo naughty, just like i always say. | |
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LordDragon
Number of posts : 207 Age : 52 Registration date : 2008-07-10
| Subject: Re: Let's talk about sex, Baby! Sun Jul 27, 2008 3:42 pm | |
| bad bad bad bad bad bad bad girl....
now where'd i put my whip? | |
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dead skin mask
Number of posts : 624 Age : 45 Registration date : 2008-06-11
| Subject: Re: Let's talk about sex, Baby! Sun Jul 27, 2008 6:40 pm | |
| but its cool because my "sancho" back then...is my amn now...so HUH | |
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RAGEWOLF
Number of posts : 1059 Age : 55 Registration date : 2008-06-07
| Subject: Re: Let's talk about sex, Baby! Sun Jul 27, 2008 7:32 pm | |
| lmao soo that means you took you man for a test drive before you broke up with your husband? hahahaha | |
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dead skin mask
Number of posts : 624 Age : 45 Registration date : 2008-06-11
| Subject: Re: Let's talk about sex, Baby! Mon Jul 28, 2008 5:39 pm | |
| yeah i guess you can say that...LOL
lord....why do you need your whip??? *wink wink* | |
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RAGEWOLF
Number of posts : 1059 Age : 55 Registration date : 2008-06-07
| Subject: Re: Let's talk about sex, Baby! Tue Jul 29, 2008 10:36 am | |
| speaking of whips? i found a cat-n-nine-tails at work on saturday. it was cool. | |
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LordDragon
Number of posts : 207 Age : 52 Registration date : 2008-07-10
| Subject: Re: Let's talk about sex, Baby! Wed Jul 30, 2008 1:34 am | |
| really Rage and who was at the recieving end of it??
I got handcuffs, and other assorted pleasure devices too Dead.
I miss being a Dom at Taboo in balmor | |
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RAGEWOLF
Number of posts : 1059 Age : 55 Registration date : 2008-06-07
| Subject: Re: Let's talk about sex, Baby! Wed Jul 30, 2008 7:51 am | |
| i think everybodies got handcuffs, i know Morbid Kitty has some, an i bet you that Dead has like 3 pairs of them. lmao | |
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dead skin mask
Number of posts : 624 Age : 45 Registration date : 2008-06-11
| Subject: Re: Let's talk about sex, Baby! Fri Aug 08, 2008 9:53 am | |
| this is going to shock you...but i have NO TOYS!!! | |
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RAGEWOLF
Number of posts : 1059 Age : 55 Registration date : 2008-06-07
| Subject: Re: Let's talk about sex, Baby! Fri Aug 08, 2008 6:14 pm | |
| are you serious? i think your yanking my chain here. lmao | |
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