Let's talk about sex, Baby!

Number of posts : 52 Age : 38 Registration date : 2008-06-11

List three things you might do after sex, AND three things you might say after sex.

DO
1) light a smoke

2) dry off

3) turn the music down

SAY
1) My hips don't work anymore...

2) Where's the key for these?

3) Don't leave that on the table....

Number of posts : 1059 Age : 55 Registration date : 2008-06-07

DO 1) smoke a few cigs

2) take a shower

3) make love again

SAY

1) ready for seconds

2) let's take a shower together

3) let's make love in the shower too

Number of posts : 624 Age : 45 Registration date : 2008-06-11

DO

1..put undies back on
2..use the restroom
3..drink something

SAY

1..is the baby awake?
2..give me my pillow
3..good night

Number of posts : 1059 Age : 55 Registration date : 2008-06-07

rofl that is just too sad dead but then again i guess you've got a kid living with you an all soo yeah. but still sad. lol

Number of posts : 109 Registration date : 2008-06-06

DO:

1: turn off the video camera:)

2: ask if she has a ride home

3: get her sisters number

SAY:

1: "Do you have change for a $100?"

2:" Yeah..? well I was tired..whats YOUR excuse?"

3: " Wheres the tv remote?"

Hahahaha..OK i'LL BE SERIOUS....

DO:

1: Get a drink of water

2: Take a Shower

3: Order out for a meal

SAY:
1: " lets take a shower"

2: "What do you want on your pizza?"

3: " you were awesome"

Number of posts : 1059 Age : 55 Registration date : 2008-06-07

i tried forever not to reply after this post because i was hoping somebody else would. but i just have to say it. ROFL that was funny stuff Marcus. Twisted Evil

Number of posts : 109 Registration date : 2008-06-06

HAHA..yeah I think I left the rest speachless! LOL

Number of posts : 1059 Age : 55 Registration date : 2008-06-07

yeah because after your post nobody posted anything at all for like a week here or soo i think. until today.

Number of posts : 109 Registration date : 2008-06-06

Haha..lets not get uptight now people!! Sex is supposed to be fun! I know..I read it on the back of a matchbox:)

Number of posts : 1059 Age : 55 Registration date : 2008-06-07

it was still wicked funny to read

Number of posts : 9 Age : 33 Registration date : 2008-06-06

1: Roll off of them! >.<
2: Hug my lover.
3: Get a drink of whatever's handy.

1: "Oh my god, you're a GOD!"
2: "How the hell did you do that... thing... that you did before?"
3: "Dammit, I'm starting to get sore."

Number of posts : 1059 Age : 55 Registration date : 2008-06-07

i think that i should re-do mine. because the last time i had any sex i did not smoke.

soo here is mine if i was to have said an done this stuff 6 years ago when i had sex.

things i did after sex

1. i would have gotten up an checked on the kids to make sure my then wife didn't make too much noise, hoping that they would still be asleep.

2. i'd take a shower usually with my wife so that we could fool around abit more.

3. if we did not wake up the kids, then we would goto bed ourselves. but if the kids woke up, then we had them to take care of.

things i said after sex

1. if you can walk straight, all by yourself, to the bathroom, i'll check on the kids.

2. i'm all sweaty i need a shower hurry up.

3. good the kids are still asleep, i'm tired, lets get some sleep ourselves before the kids wake up.

but now you all have to remember i have not been married for 6 years an i haven't had sex for 6 years soo that first post was more of i pipe dream for me. lol

Number of posts : 109 Registration date : 2008-06-06

THINGS YOU DO NOT WANT TO HEAR AFTER SEX...

1: "Will that be cash or credit card"?

2: "Wow..and I thought my ex was bad"

3: ummmm the condom broke

4: "sorry, didn't mean to giggle"

5: "ok well you better go my husband will be home soon"

HAHAHAHA!

Number of posts : 207 Age : 52 Registration date : 2008-07-10

DO
1) light a smoke

2) get a mountain dew

3) jump back into bed

SAY
1) ready for another round?

2) mumble something incoherently

3) wow

Number of posts : 624 Age : 45 Registration date : 2008-06-11

Marcus Kane wrote:: THINGS YOU DO NOT WANT TO HEAR AFTER SEX...

5: "ok well you better go my husband will be home soon"

HAHAHAHA!

i actually used that line when i was married...LOL

Number of posts : 1059 Age : 55 Registration date : 2008-06-07

your sooo naughty, just like i always say. Razz

Number of posts : 207 Age : 52 Registration date : 2008-07-10

bad bad bad bad bad bad bad girl....

now where'd i put my whip?

Number of posts : 624 Age : 45 Registration date : 2008-06-11

but its cool because my "sancho" back then...is my amn now...so HUH

Number of posts : 1059 Age : 55 Registration date : 2008-06-07

lmao soo that means you took you man for a test drive before you broke up with your husband? hahahaha

Number of posts : 624 Age : 45 Registration date : 2008-06-11

yeah i guess you can say that...LOL

lord....why do you need your whip??? *wink wink*

Number of posts : 1059 Age : 55 Registration date : 2008-06-07

speaking of whips? i found a cat-n-nine-tails at work on saturday. it was cool.

Number of posts : 207 Age : 52 Registration date : 2008-07-10

really Rage and who was at the recieving end of it??

I got handcuffs, and other assorted pleasure devices too Dead.

I miss being a Dom at Taboo in balmor

Number of posts : 1059 Age : 55 Registration date : 2008-06-07

i think everybodies got handcuffs, i know Morbid Kitty has some, an i bet you that Dead has like 3 pairs of them. lmao

Number of posts : 624 Age : 45 Registration date : 2008-06-11

this is going to shock you...but i have NO TOYS!!!

Number of posts : 1059 Age : 55 Registration date : 2008-06-07

are you serious? i think your yanking my chain here. lmao

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